The Annexation of Brazil.

As the economy becomes more and more of a problem, the term, "Global Economy" gets thrown around a lot.  It certainly makes sense.  The leaders of the consuming world are certainly the U.S.  However, we buy products from everywhere.  From this guy, this guy, and even this guy.

One of the main debate points this fall has been about bringing jobs back to the U.S.  It's caused turmoil in both campaigns.  Whether it be by lowering taxes for businesses in the U.S. or even promoting rebates, etc.  

So here is what I am proposing for my solution to the problem:

We should bring the U.S. to the jobs.  

And I don't mean commuting overseas and all that.  I mean, as the biggest superpower in the world, we should have the right to annex the entire globe.  Or, if not the entire globe, just the important countries.  We could eliminate hatred for the U.S. by making everyone on Earth a U.S. citizen.  Instead of talking to someone in India when trying to fix your Dell or HP, you could be talking to someone in the U.S...in the state of India.  

Of course, people wouldn't want to lose their identities, so we would simply make every country a state.  This way, people have some sense of culture (specifically #8 and #9), but still pay the all important taxes.  

And!

The U.S. would have the biggest army in the world...who would attack us?  I mean, like I said we wouldn't need to annex Africa or any parts of Europe, but mainly Asia and South America.  This is simply because I think that Europe's economy is falling apart as well, so why would we want to take that on, with our already boiling over issues.  It's been said that India and China are on the way up, so why not get on that bandwagon and make it ours.  As for South America, well, A. They have nice women and B. They have penguins in Brazil, and I'm all about the penguins.

I think I've made my point.

Goodnight Canada.

-Nick