To Be Where There's Life

I just completed a massive re-organization of my room. I completely flipped everything around, making much more room for myself, as I share an apartment two other people.

I like how it is...but I'm not completely satisfied.

My dream (as if you can call this next statement a dream) was halted by only a matter of four inches. Imagine this scenario...you're hanging out with some girl, or out to dinner...and you bring her back to your room...and she says.."where's your bed?"

You then proceed to show her your closet (which has no door, a walk-in if you will) and your bed is in there (I'd like to coin that as a "Bed-Room"). Now, here's where it can go two different directions. Judging by the most reactions I've gotten to this question, she would most likely be freaked out, and leave my apartment. This is where it becomes a nice sifter (weed out the riff-raff) if you will.

I've decided I don't want to be with a girl who isn't will to get into a closet with me. I'd rather know that she is so into me that the weird situations I'm going to put her in aren't going to make her less attracted to me. And if, and only if, she says yes to coming into my closet, then she gets to stay with me.

I'd like to think of myself as a renaissance man.

-Nick